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Top 10 Tweets: The Art of (Poor) Conversation

There are times when an awkward moment of silence is BETTER than the conversation that follows. This edition of Top 10 Tweets explores bad conversation starters.

Ten Top Tweets is a weekly compilation based on a Twitter Meme — trends, activities or sayings associated with Twitter. In this case: #badconversationstarters.

One of the most popular Twitter Memes is Follow Friday (#followfriday), which invites all users to suggests other Twitter users to follow, each Friday.

10. Haven’t we met on Twitter? @Schnutinger (Ute Hamelmann)

9. Sorry I’m late. I couldn’t miss the finale of Glee… @iAM_NinnoKobain (Ninno Fresco)

8. Sorry I was late. I gotta meet my parole officer first… @alfredhean (alfred hean)

7. Promise not to get mad? @joemuzikly (JOEY O.)

6. Did you fart? @MsMoxxxieMalloy (Moxie Malloy)

5. Look at this. Do you think I should seek medical attention? @peterdillenburg (peter dillenburg)

4. You have the right to remain silent… @FTrainRyder (♥Nice Like That♥)

3. We’ve been selected to go on Maury… @ProphecyA (ProphecyA)

2. Don’t take this the wrong way, but… @WVTAY72 (Shawnta)

1. Look. I think we need to talk… @heyclarisse (Clarisse)

Got a better one? Add your own Top Tweet on this topic in the comments section below.

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