This week, our Ten Top Tweets pay homage to pleasingly painful puns. Ten Top Tweets is a weekly compilation based on a Twitter Meme — trends, activities or sayings associated with Twitter.
In this case: #punday.
One of the most popular Twitter Memes is Follow Friday (#followfriday), which invites all users to suggests other Twitter users to follow, each Friday.
10. “Why aren’t there more airline heroes like Sully Sullenberger? Every other pilot seems to be plane by comparison.” @JesseDoctor
9. “I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.” @MosesCupper8484
8. “I told my wife ten puns. I asked her if she thought they were funny. She said “No pun in ten did.” @kidologist
7. “Pig catapult = Swine flew” @winterhalter
6. “My great uncle was so stubborn, when he died, he left a won’t.” @jtul
5. “The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.” @danisaurusrexx
4. “I think I’m going to start a business…but I’m not telling you! That’s my business!!” @Dustyosu
3. “The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.” @ScottBirkhead
2. “ I’ve never left my house to go drinking because alcohol delivers.” @JesseDoctor
1. “I’ve been writing puns for 24 hours now. I think I’ll call it a day.” @JesseDoctor
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