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Ten Top Tweets: Lame Claims to Fame

lamefameIt’s easy to find celebrities like Ashton Kutcher, Oprah Winfrey and Jimmy Fallon on Twitter, but what about the much, much lesser known that surround us? This week, our Ten Top Tweets explores ‘lame claims to fame’ of Twitter members.

Ten Top Tweets is a weekly compilation based on a Twitter Meme — trends, activities or sayings associated with Twitter. In this case, the Twitter Meme is #lameclaimstofame.

One of the most popular Twitter Memes is Follow Friday (#followfriday), which invites all users to  suggests other Twitter users to follow, each Friday.

10. I occasionally see Greg Wiggle in my local Coles supermarket buying apricots.” @ktshambles

9.Naomi Campbell once threw a phone at my head” @chelseagrouse

8.My sister’s old boyfriend’s father was Woody Allen’s optomitrist.” @SleepyShirley

7.Handed a tub of potato salad to Paul Stanley from KISS.” @KACharles

6. Ru Paul had me guard the dressing room door while he changed clothes at a party.” @hooperjoop

5.Vomited in the presence of ben stein.” @mojoquix

4.Stayed at one of the Foo Fighter’s houses while they were on tour, found a huge framed (signed) photo of Courtney Love” @nahur

3.I offered Jackie Chan some of my ice cream.” @Lawrence_Leung

2. I was the fourth hooker on america’s most wanted re-enactment of the spokane serial killer..i had the speaking role ” @ Danaeayusso

1.I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Kevin Bacon. Probably.@slimejam

Need more top Tweets? After reading our favorites list, read more results on Twitter and follow your favorites! You can also add your own below:

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About Troy Janisch

Troy Janisch, Publisher of Social Meteor, is a digital marketing professional and social media beatnik. He is a contributor to SmartBrief on Social Media. Troy leads the marketing team at Sentry Insurance, but don’t let that scare you. He rarely talks about insurance in mixed company [grin]. Like a good social media program, SocialMeteor.com is all about content. It’s not a consulting company or marketing agency.

  • Vince

    Hey Troy, this is an excellent idea and hilarious top ten list. I like #9 and #1 the best, how do you find these? I found you through Twitter and am now following you, we are @toptentopten. You can cross-post this series of lists to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/ and link back to your site. We are trying to create a directory for top ten lists where people can find your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.