This week, our Ten Top Tweets explores the oxymoron of crap super powers. They may make you stand out in a crowd — but they’re nothing to be proud of!
Ten Top Tweets is a weekly compilation based on a Twitter Meme — trends, activities or sayings associated with Twitter. In this case, the Twitter Meme is #crapsuperpowers.
One of the most popular Twitter Memes is Follow Friday (#followfriday), which invites all users to suggests other Twitter users to follow, each Friday.
10. “The ability to leap a tall building in a single bound but no way to decelerate.” @dasjacko
9. “The ability to slightly moisten things.” @Margot23
8. “The power to catch the sun on fire.” @PassiveSmoker
7. “The ability to talk with inanimate objects.” @j_a_marcucci
6. “The ability to cry maple syrup. Known as Sweet Sorrow.” @DKRising
5. “The ability to mute yourself.” @MeganPanda
4. “Glow in the dark Ninja” @TeN
3. “The ability to eat your own leg & have it grow back.” @Lenoxx
2. “Procrastination” @shakinmyass
1. “FB Senses: a tingling feeling each time an update hits your Facebook page.” @Tabrel
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